Chefs Produce Human-Flesh-Tasting Burger

The human-flesh-tasting burger is a product of ‘Messhead’ – a collaboration between chef James Tomlinson of ‘London Mess’ and ‘Miss Cakehead’, a freelance creative director who specializes in gory food creations. It was created to mark the start of the fifth season of the zombie television show The Walking Dead.

Thankfully, the two chefs didn’t have to resort to cannibalism to figure out the taste of human flesh. Instead, they just read accounts from well-known cannibals, like explorer William Seabrook and notorious murderer Issei Sagawa.

According to Seabrook, human flesh tastes like ‘good, fully developed veal, not young, but not yet beef’. Sagawa, on the other hand, said that the flesh melted in his mouth ‘like raw tuna in a sushi restaurant’. To replicate the experience, Tomlinson and Miss Cakehead have settled on a special blend of pork, veal, bone marrow, and chicken livers.

Man Charged With Possession Of Weeds Smokes In Court In Front Of Judge

Some folks have totally lost it, if you haven’t met any, then its my pleasure to introduce you to Adam Hanly, who was in court for being in possession of drugs, and instead of doing all he can to make the judge tamper just with mercy – he does the most crazy thing ever.

Hanly pulled out a glass bong and took a hit of weed right in front of the judge hearing his case in the Taree court – According to him, he is “a servant of the lord Rastafari and had been sent by the Lord Jesus Christ to smoke up this court.” Reallyy!!!

Anyways, the 50-year-old ‘Rastafari servant’ who was already facing a drug possession charge, before he whipped out the bong, was charged again.

Police have charged Hanly, who says he’s an Avocado grower’ with attempting to administer a prohibited drug as well as possession.

Seriously, Crazy or Bold????????

PROUD FATHER: 9ice Shares Photo Of His Newborn Daughter

Breaking News: Amaju Pinnick Wins NFF Presidential Election

                                                                                        

Amaju Pinnick has emerged as the new president of the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) board following his victory in the election held in Warri, on Tuesday.

Pinnick emerged winner in the second ballot with 32 votes, while Chief Taiwo Ogunjobi polled four votes. Dominic Iorfa had eight votes.

Voting went into second round after Pinnick failed to poll two-thirds of 44 in the first round. The Delta Sports Commission chairman had scored 25 votes in the first ballot.

Ogunjobi, in the first ballot, polled nine votes, Iorfa scored six votes, while Chief Amanze Uchegbulam garnered four votes. Alhaji Abba Yola and Chief Mike Umeh had no votes.

The seventh candidates Shehu Dikko was absent.

Tiwa Savage Moves Out Of Matrimonial Home

Hours after we unveiled details of her new manager, Meka Millions, our source confirmed that Tiwa Savage has moved out of the house.

“It’s like she’s decided to stay with a friend or something… but she has left the house as we speak, she left yesterday afternoon and has not returned… No, she didn’t go for a show,” our source told us.

This is not the first time a celebrity couple is finding it hard to keep their marriage intact due to constant media checks and scrutiny.

Tiwa and TeeBillz began their love affair over two years ago but kept it under wraps and even denied it on the pages of newspapers and magazine until Wednesday, February, 5, 2013, when TeeBillz engaged Tiwa with a $2,000 diamond-encrusted, yellow canary wedding band.

The pair held a traditional marriage in November 2013 and a white wedding in Dubai, UAE, in April 2014.

TeeBillz has two children from a previous relationship in the US, and it has been said, but not confirmed, that that relationship ended because of domestic violence on his part.

Did Tiwa Savage Sack Her Hubby As Manager?

Rumours are everywhere that Tiwa Savage and her hubby, Tunji Balogun are having marital issues. That is something that has not been certified as true, even though that Tee Billz has been replaced by another manager.

Emeka aka Mekka Millions who recently joined the team of Tee Billz ‘s company, 323 entertainment company has being elevated to the position of a manager, which means that it was something that couple agreed upon.

The couple has refused to comment on their marriage problem rumours just like Jay Z and Beyonce did months back.

Emeka is the one picking Tiwa Savage’s line and follows her around to events.

President Jonathan Rewards Designer Of Nigeria's National Flag

After years of neglect of the designer of the Nigerian Flag, Mr Taiwo Akinkunmi came to a dramatic end yesterday as President Goodluck Jonathan, while conferring him with a national honour award, also announced his appointment as a Special Assistant, with a salary for life.

This was the highlight of the ceremony which saw the conferrment of national honours on more than three hundred Nigerians from all walks of life.

Akinkunmi, who is 77 years old also received the National Honours Award of Officer of the Order of the Federal Republic (OFR).

President Jonathan also directed the Minister of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Senator. Bala Mohammed to give a flat each to a taxi driver, Umeh Usuah; Head Presidential Steward, Onuh Isaac Michael and a traffic warden, Corporal Solomon Dauda, who were also awarded national honours.

Tanker Explosion Kills 3 Injures Scores

Three persons died yesterday while about 30 sustained various degrees of injuries  when a 40-feet tanker loaded with automotive gas oil  skidded off its track  and hit the protector pillars and immediately burst into flames.

It was gathered that the Tanker experienced brake failure while on top of the flyover near Nkpor   market in Idemili North Local Government Area.

Witnesses told journalist that when the Tanker hit the iron railing of the bridge  its  tank immediately burst open with fuel gushing inflame fire.

While these were happening, traders and buyers in the market scampered to safety and in the process no fewer than 30 persons, mostly market women, sustained various degrees of injuries.

Man Tries To Prove His Pastor Is A True Man Of God By Attempting Suicide

Wonders they say will never end! explain a man who elected to take his own life just to prove to the whole that his revered pastor is truly a man of God.

The bizarre event took place yesterday, when a young man attempted to commit suicide during service in order to prove a point-that TB Joshua’s miracles are real, hence he is a true man of God.

The spokesman of Emmanuel TV, the media outfit of the Synagogue Church of all Nations, Ken Emeakayi, gave the revelation on Channels TV’s Sunrise Daily programme today September 29th that a young man had attempted to commit suicide during service yesterday Sunday September 28th.

Speaking on the misrepresentation of the church building collapse tragedy, Emeakayi said the man suddenly tried to jump down from the gallery of the church which would have immediately killed him upon landing.

Asked why he’d tried to jump, the young man supposedly said he wanted to show that he believed Prophet T.B Joshua. Emeakayi argued that if the man had succeeded in the suicide attempt, the story would have been reported differently.

Emeakayi also said what happened on September 12th was a controlled demolition. He maintained the aircraft they claimed hovered around the church building four times triggered off the detonation of some explosives.

“We are investigating the incident for the world to know what actually happened. When you look at the clip you will see that it was not just the aircraft hovering. At the point of the incident, there was explosion. It is possible they were either dropped or planted and the aircraft will have to come and detonate it. The persons in the building said that the noise they heard suggested that it was an explosion.

Democrazy? Senate President Declares For The Fifth Time In A Row

Mark declares to run for Senate for the fifth time in a rowBy Sylvester Ugwuanyi on

Senate President, David Mark has finally made known his intent to contest the 2015 election following his endorsement at the weekend by the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in Benue South senatorial district as its sole candidate.

This would be the fifth time Mark would be flying the party’s ticket as he has run and so far won in all the elections for the Benue South senatorial seat since 1999.

The Senate President, who was represented by the Minister of Interior, Abba Moro, said he was humbled by the demand of his kinsmen and would not turn down the offer because he said the Idoma people deserve a place in national politics.

Earlier, the Chairman of PDP in the state, Dr. Emmanuel Agbo, said the endorsement was for the common good of the Idoma nation which he asserted cannot afford to downplay the prominence the office of the Senate president has brought to the tribe.

So does it mean that the people of Idoma do not have credible men that can represent them again?

D'Banj Proposes To Sweetheart

 

Founder of DB Records and top entertainer, Dapo Daniel Oyebanjo, popularly known as D’banj seems to have proposed to Adama, his rumoured girlfriend and daughter of billionaire oil magnate.

Adama was seen in company with lover boy D’Banj flaunting a diamond ring in new pictures she posted on Instagram, prompting rumors of an engagement. The big question is, has D’Banj proposed to her? Is D’Banj rumoured to have dated Nollywood diva, Genevieve Nnaji in the past ready to settle down?

D’banj is a Nigerian singer-songwriter, harmonica player, and businessman. He adopted the stage name D’banj, a combination of his first name Dapo and his surname Oyebanjo. D’banj is currently best known internationally for his 2012 summer hit “Oliver Twist.”